What a freaking cheese dick! Let’s see if I could get away with this… I am the governor of a state in the US. I tell my staff, I think, that I am going hiking on the Appalachian Trail for five days and will be out of touch. Not even my Lieutenant Governor knows how to contact me or what the chain of command is should I be unreachable, which I have already said would be the case.
To start with, I am such a conservative freak that I refuse nearly $800 million in stimulus funds from the Federal government. That should really endear me to my constituents! Then what? I am actually in Argentina with some woman I met on the Internet… I must be some kind of God!!!
Out you freaking idiot and out those who must have had some knowledge your indescretion. You all make me sick. I am struggling to find a job and you are just getting away with murder. Read it and weep.