Pissed, But Not in a British Way

I was in a rant mode, pissed as it were, on my way home from doing nothing.  (Brits commonly refer to being drunk as being “pissed.”)  Before I could even start on why I was pissed, I got doubly pissed because the music service I signed onto yesterday is not working on my Squeeze Box as it should.  Take that however you wish…

It is a web-based music service, as I guess they all are less, Sirius, called Radioio.  I am getting “404 – page not found” errors.  I have been using a music service, Rhapsody, for more than six years and that error is a new one to me…as far as the music service goes.  It is obviously a common error message encountered when browsing the web.

No matter, I am pissed!

Paddling in Burke Lake Park

I had a real nice paddle in Burke Lake a few weeks ago.  It was just an awesome day with perfect weather and not too many people on the water.  I did the circuit pulling all the way into all the little coves exploring and seeing wildlife.  Mostly all I saw were blue herons.  I’ll often see a green heron out there but didn’t see any this trip.

Sidewalk or Bikewalk?

I am getting a little pissed off at bicyclists riding on the sidewalk when there is a perfectly good road to ride on.  Mostly they are teens who are too inconsiderate to signal when they are coming up on you and/or to slow down when they are passing you.  I know from plenty of experience that bikes can come up on you with no warning at all and scare the piss out of you when you notice they are right behind or right next to you.

On all the dual-use trails  in the area there are signs explicitly restricting bicycle speed limits and requiring that you use a bell or horn to alert those who you are approaching from the rear.  There are no laws in Virginia that say one cannot ride a bicycle on a sidewalk  but they do require that you “give an audible signal before passing.”  Unfortunately there are no signs posted on the sidewalks that make people aware of the regulation.  Perhaps the state thinks that riders will be considerate enough…right!

I Can Pick My Nose. Why Can’t I Pick My Cable Company?

Prior to October 31, 2007, if you lived in an apartment complex, you had no choice on who your cable TV service provider was.  On that date, the “FCC voted to retroactively prohibit exclusive agreements between apartment firms and video service (cable) providers,” as noted in this release from the National Multi Housing Council (NMHC).  The NMHC cites all sorts of reasons which the decision was bad for the consumer.  The primary reason is that the apartment complex management companies could purportedly negotiate lower fees for their residents.

I have lived in an “Equity Residential” apartment for four years now.  When I got here, Cox was the cable provider and it still is.  I had, and still have, no other options for cable TV.  I can recall nothing as relates to my agreement with Equity Residential that gives me any benefit or deal with Cox because of that agreement.  All transactions that I have made with Cox have been exclusively through myself, not through Equity Residential.

According to the previously cited release, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit as recently as May 26, 2009, upheld the FCC’s decision.  Yet, a year and half after the initial decision, I still have no options  available to me other than Cox cable in my Equity Residential managed apartment.  Most  galling is the fact that multi housing managerial concerns believe that negotiating an exclusivity agreement for telecom services is best for their renters.  I certainly agree that that might be the case when it comes to utilities, gas and electric, and services such as trash removal, recycling, and landscaping, but for something as personal as TV, the resident has to be able to make the final decision.

Northern Virginia Summer Brewfest, 2009

Saturday I went with my sister and brother-in-law, Ed, to the Northern Virginia Summer Brewfest in Leesburg, sponsored at least in part by Vintage 50, a great restaurant and brewpub, also in Leesburg.  The weather was glorious, low 80’s and low humidity.  Parking was a snap which is always good.  Ed was the designated driver.

I have a few bumper stickers, cards, and coasters that were supposed to help me remember what beers I had tasted and whether or not I liked them.  I actually had no beers I didn’t like…probably an oxymoron…  I do remember a couple that didn’t do anything for me,  from the same  brewpub the name of which unfortunately escapes me.  One was an IPA and one was a double-hopped IPA…NOT!  I wish I could remember the brewery so I don’t make the mistake of trying it again.

Breweries We Support:

Breweries We Definitely Do Not Support (They are dead to me!  No links provided to crap!)

  • Anheuser Busch (bought out and shut down Old  Dominion Brewery who brewed Tuppers Hop Pocket Ale and Pilsner).
  • Fordham Brewing Company (partnered with Anheuser Busch to buy out Old Dominon Brewery).  Should be referred to as a “Crap” brewery.

We tasted mostly IPA’s, especially the Tuppers Hop Pocket Ale, which was the first of that we’ve had in nearly a year.  It is now being brewed by the St. George Brewing Company based in Hampton, VA.  I thought the beer need a bit of fine tuning to get it back up to par.  We’ll wait and see what happens…

As to the other beers, I did not take notes as I should have.  I will take a recording device to the next one of these tastings I go to.  I do remember having a very complex, i.e. multiple fruits, Hefeweisen and a quite citrusy IPA.  I do know for sure that I enjoyed Otter Creek’s Imperial IPA.  Though I lived in Vermont for a few years as a kid and go up there a couple of times a year I have never been that hot on Otter Creek.  I have always like the Wolaver’s IPA.

Bottom line, we spend a nice afternoon at a great location, in gorgeous weather, amongst a great crowd, sampling a few very tasty craft brews!

FIOS, Is It Really Worth It?

Verizon’s FIOS (fiber optics vice copper to the home) has been touted as God’s gift to digital TV and broadband Internet access.  (Disclaimer, my brother-in-law works for Verizon, does FIOS installs, and has FIOS TV and Internet.)  I have been resonably impressed with the TV service, usability, functionality, on-screen menus, DVR, and such.

However, if one had DirectTV and wanted only FIOS Internet access from Verizon, for example, they would have to pay five dollars per month more for the Internet access if they didn’t bundle IP phone service with the deal.  See it here.  To me this is close to a deal breaker and for posterity, it would be a deal breaker.  I haven’t had a land line for eight or ten years and surely wouldn’t get one to save five bucks a month on Internet access…which is probably what Verizon is betting on.

I understand that Verizon wants to make money and that bundling phone service with Internet access theoretically is a good deal for the consumer.  Realistically, it is only a good deal if you are still using a seriously outdated landline service that you should have bailed on years ago.  For me, ditching a landline pretty much paid for my Internet access.  Why should those of us who saw years ago how the telecom cards were going to fall be penalized for being early adopters?  Why would we want to pay for a service that we’ve given up and never missed?  Shouldn’t someone like the FCC be investigating these cheesy marketing practices?

Verizon generally has a good thing going with FIOS but the technology is the only thing that saved Verizon in the broadband wars with the cable companies.  FIOS I am sure was conceived as an alternative to DSL which could never compete with cable’s pricepoint speedwise.  From my experience DSL was much less reliable, and often harder to configure, than cable Internet access.  DSL was always, and still is, severely hampered by distance constraints.   If you are located more than 15,000 feet from the nearest  presence of your phone company, you’ll be lucky to get download speeds of .5 Mbps compared to the 15 Mbps for Verizon FIOS’ basic package.  Yet, even with the prevalence of FIOS, cable Internet access still  dominates  in rural areas.  It just isn’t cost effective yet for Verizon to roll out FIOS in rural and small town USA.

Now, I have Cox for Internet access and TV.  I pay for 5 Mbps downloads but often see download speeds similar to those promised by FIOS.  Go to DSL Reports to check your download and upload speeds.  I pay the same amount per month for my Internet access as I would for FIOS’ basic package.  I do not see much in the way of speed differences while web surfing at home as compared to web surfing at my brother-in-laws house.  I don’t know if watching TV and using the Internet at the same time is any different on FIOS than it is on cable.  I assume there are some Quality of Service (QOS) standards that ensure at least that your TV signal has the bandwidth that it needs, even at the expense of Internet access performance.

Nonetheless, at the rates that I get for what I pay,  I can, and do, stream music for hours every day while web surfing and downloading files to my heart’s content.  I can also watch movies on demand from Netflix without any problems.  I guess that what I am trying to say is that  I am not sure that Verizon FIOS is all that, especially if, to save five dollars, I would have to get phone service I’d never use.

Governor Sanford “and Sons”

What a freaking cheese dick!  Let’s see if I could get away with this…   I  am the governor of a state in the US.  I tell my staff, I think, that I am going hiking on the Appalachian Trail  for five days and will be out of touch.  Not even my Lieutenant Governor knows how to contact  me or what the chain of command is should I be unreachable, which I have already said would be the case.

To start with, I am such a conservative freak that I refuse nearly $800 million in stimulus funds from the Federal government.  That should really endear me to my constituents!  Then what?  I am actually in Argentina with some woman I met on the Internet…  I must be some kind of God!!!

Out you freaking idiot and out those who must have had some  knowledge your indescretion.  You all make me sick.  I am struggling to find a job and you are just getting away with murder.  Read it and weep.

Calamity Cat

My cat, Hamlet, who is 18.5 years old, whom I have I had for 18 years, has always had problems with constipation.  Eight or ten years ago he was at the vets for xrays and a serious enema to get the poop out.  After a few days at the vets, he was still hurting and the vet recommended that I bring him home to see if he would relax and pass the rest of the poop.  Fortunately that did the trick.  He passed a huge turd!

I have been regularly (no pun intended) giving him special food, laxatives, and fiber to keep him loose.  That has generally done the trick but occasionally he has problems dropping a turd.  On Monday, he was in the hurt locker.  He was wandering around my apartment (read “not in the cat box”) trying to take a shit. I watched him do this for a bit.  The poses he struck as he tried to do this were both humorous and painful to watch.  At some points he looked like a turkey in mating season.  Hard to describe but I wasn’t into taking pictures.  Between trying to drop the massive gassive, he would lie down, breath heavily, and occasionally have spasms in his lower body.  Plus he had a wicked hardon for whatever reason.  I called the vets to ask  for an urgent appointment and they were able to get Hamlet in within about 1.5 hours.

Come to find out, he has arthritis in his spine (I  saw the xrays, did not look good) that is causing him pain getting around and particularly when getting in position to urinate or deficate.  This makes me wonder if much of the problem he has had over the years pissing and shitting are related to arthritis that started years ago.  It supposedly can set in in cats 8 to 10 years old…  Once again, Hamlet is 18.5!  Nonetheless, the vet gave him an enema and prescribed medication to reduce the swelling associated with the arthritis and pain killers should they be necessary.

So far Hamlet seems fine.  He is not taking the huge pisses he used to take that soaked a good 25% of the cat box but still hasn’t dropped a turd.  That bothers me a bit.  I had planned to go down to Suffolk, VA, to hang out with my sister Kim, her husband Don,  my brother Reid, and his family but decided I’d best stick around to be sure that Hamlet is okay.  I also did not want to leave my sister Julie responsible for Hamlet after the incident and the new medicinal regime.

Susan Tedeschi and Buddy Guy at Wolf Trap, Vienna, VA, June 21, 2009

I just got back from seeing Susan Tedeschi and Buddy Guy at Wolf Trap in Vienna, VA.   I couldn’t find anyone else that wanted to go so I dropped $75 and got a 3d row seat right in the middle of the orchestra pit.  The seating was not comfortable…think unfixed metal chair with thin cushion and no arms.  I had two overweight people on the left of me and an asshole on the right of me.  I never could sit all the way back in my seat because I couldn’t scrunch my shoulders together enough.

However, and this is a big however, I have never been that close at a concert and it was well worth it.  I wish I had ignored the “No Photos” rule because everyone else seemed to including the ushers.  Buddy Guy was all in the crowd playing his guitar and the cameras were flashing left and right.  I could have brought my Nikon D60, used no flash, and got some awesome pictures from the 10 feet I was away from the stage.  Oh well.

Susan Tedeschi, who isn’t a big name by any stretch but could be, was awesome.  She  writes some very good songs.  The version of the title song from here 2008 album “Back to the River” was stunning.  She is married to Derek Trucks (nephew of Butch Trucks of Allman Brothers’ fame) and  she appears to picking up a quite a tips on lumbering from him.  She was working that axe!

Buddy Guy was a different story.  He got up there and started wailing on his guitar and put Susan to shame.  But his act was all a show.  He is such a powerful guitarist I justed wanted to hear him crank out the jams for his set.  As it was, we got about an hour and 15 minutes of his “show” which featured way too much audience participation.

As I mentioned, he did go up into the crowd which is apparently a signature thing for him.  He also did some partial covers or imitations of the likes of Marvin Gaye, John Lee Hooker, and Ray Charlies.  He somewhat redeemed himself by bringing Susan out on stage for an impromptu duet of  “Feels Like Rain.”  Buddy put on good show and was entertaining, but I would have preferred he spent his time picking and grinning!

Site Update Information

After many expensive, difficult years with my web hosting service, I recently relocated my web site and email hosting to FatCow.  The price is 1/5 of what my previous service was charging me and they provide many more options for me with much less hassle.  I was able to get my WordPress blog updated to a MySQL version.  I also migrated my photo album to Coppermine which uses a MySQL backend and has much more functionality and security than the previous album software I was using.

Unfortunately, some things pretty much had to break during the migration.  I have been blogging since October of 2003 and am in the process of converting those broken blog entries that aren’t in my current blog into a month by month page format in my new blog.  I had to learn some fun, new (for me) Unix stuff to clean up the old files in a batch process rather than manually otherwise the project might have been more tedious than it was worth.

Anyhow, check up on the “Old Blog” page in a couple of weeks at which point I should have everything updated.  Hopefully you will find something entertaining.  Additionally, follow the link to my photo album to see  the new format and check for new pictures.  Lastly, the gallery photos on the right side of my blog should shortly pop up briefly a larger version of the image when you move your mouse over it.  I am coordinating with a woman in Britain to get the code to work with my photo album.